Men's Rubber Duckie SocksThe masculine urge to sing to your rubber ducky in the bubble bath. Crew Length Sock Fits Sizes 7 13 64% Cotton, 33% Polyester, 3% Spandex

even if “yourself” happens to be a bit too blunt and should maybe give the straightener a chance to cool down

and lookin' spiffy while they're at it

perilously balanced stacks of books

“If I paint something

Athletic sock

or a box of donuts

you can keep track of your beloved hosiery

Why settle for flat

two birds with one stone or whatever

If I wanted something tall

it's been terrorizing our village for months

Gives a whole nother meaning to the phrase 'shredded chicken