Sorry in Advanced for Making Things WeirdLife: Its often disappointing! Whether its everyday experiences with family, friends, work, love, or the general hell of other people, theres ample opportunity for disillusionment. Hilarious disillusionment. Disappointment guru Dave Tarnowski's second collection features new and exclusive affirmations and dozens of transformed and unpublished fan favorites from his wildly popular Instagram account. This abundance of wisdom is helpfully organized into

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Say "Aloha" to your very own Ukulele

Crafted entirely in 14k goldfill

Cowboy Bumble is the coolest little guy in the Wild West

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offers a rare personal look inside his own hopes and wishes for his child--and in doing so gifts children and parents everywhere with a gently sweet and humorous missive about our world and those who call it home

perfect for kicking

and enjoy for 2-4 months

13% spandex

Dishwasher & Microwave safe

intensifying the warm amber sun as it dips below the crystal blue sea

Even the real cat of the house will probably not be able to resist nudging the new playmate